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the hash with no beer

   
  Greggy Pecky met a hasher
  Looking very pink .
  Gasped the hasher to Greggy Pecky
  "Give us a quick drink"
   
  Greggy Pecky looks in a barrel
  Sees no quenching drink.
  Greggy Pecky - man of action -
  Pauses for a think.
   
  Greggy Pecky searching vainly
  Thinks "Oh deary Me".
  Says Greggy Pecky to the hasher
  "Would you like some tea?"
   
  Says the hasher to Greggy Pecky
  "You trying to be funny?"
  Greggy Pecky tries again
  "Have you paid your money?"
   
  "Listen Mate" the hasher says
  "What we want is beer,
 

Coca-cola, 'n lemonade

  Do I make myself clear?"
   
  Greggy Pecky
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