run 98 hash song

(to the tune of 'Galway Bay')


	If you ever go hashing at Victoria
	You're sure to meet some very queer folk
	At the On-On, at the main and lemonade runs
	At the Down - down while imbibing beers and cokes

	You must watch out for Damp Squib - he'll take your money
	That Celtic hash Grand Master Lancelot
	Will make awfull jokes in Gibberish and Gaelic
	And there's Sam the Pipe - he's just a harmless clot.

	Some of them turn up in hats like Pukka Sahib
	Occasionally with Teepol on their shoes
	Some wear tee-shirts from their US Alma Maters
	And all have heliotosis from the booze

	You'll be forced to hear trash composed by Bumble
	You'll see a most peculiar Almanack
	And the federal Stars and Stripes flag will be flying
	As Pilgrim Minor leads the motley pack.

	You'll get wet and filthy, scratched and torn and tattered
	But if you're a Hasher you won't mind a bit
	You will even learn to love the bloody leeches
	'Cos it's all good fun and helps you to Keep Fit.



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