oder's ode

(Run 109)


	Oh hear ye, hear ye, Hashers all,
	The Oder has been working;
	It's ages since she penned a poem -
	Fair Bumble has been shirking;
	But now that Lancelot is back,
	She thought she'd better have a crack,
	And on behalf of all the pack
	Welcome him in true Hash style.
	So, Hashers, listen for awhile
	As words of rubbish I recite
	Of sentiments banal and trite.

	My pen's too humble for the task
	And so why bother? you may ask,
	And yet, the occasion cannot pass
	Without a verse, albeit crass,
	From VH3's elected Oder
	To greet our friends from Balangoda.

	Our ex-Grand Master hasn't run
	With Vic Dam Hash since one-oh-one;
	His family bid the Hash goodbye
	At Kotmale back in July.
	We're sorry they (and Beetle too)
	Missed the Tun Run - quite a do -
	Champagne and whiskey as well as beer
	For Lancelot, but dear oh dear
	Drunk and tired .... there's a tale
	Over which we'll draw the veil.

	So, Spiers family, look around -
	You'll see we've not been lazy;
	A lot of newcomers we've found
	And made them like us - crazy;
	The stupid sods can't get enough,
	So come on, Angus, do your stuff -
	We're all impatient for the day
	When Sam Dam Hash gets underway!



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